"Mommy! I can't see you, mommy!"

"Don't go into the light, Carol Ann!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

for some reason it reminds me of Orgasmo

The crabs on the beach are brutal this year.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

After the original "Captain Wanker" killed himself, this last minute replacement was substituted in his place.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Ham Ranger was eager to get to the beach, but he could not shake the feeling that he had forgotten something important.

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Blue is the color of victory.

"Hey Steven! Surprise!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The incredibly rare second edition William "the Refrigerator" Perry G.I. Joe figurine went for $5,320 in an auction at Sotheby's last night.

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I has a flavor!

"COME ON, JIMMY! LETS MAKE SOME FRICKEN SAND CASTLES"

I can't see the picture.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's for the best.

Good children's entertainers are hard to find these days.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

A candy-colored clown they call The Sandman

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What others say about boorite!

...Tiptoes to my room every night

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What others say about boorite!

... and proceeds to do the monkey, as pictured.

"For obvious reasons, superhero Mystical Man-Boob was barred from EVER joining the Super Friends."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Despite his eye-catching attire, this American Idol had talent as a singer, and thus his career was short-lived.

Introducing the Annette Funicello Beach Blanket Bingo undergarment line, exclusively at Mervyns. All other bras pail by comparison.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.