I can't wait for Mayor McCheese to "interrogate" me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"But she said she WANTED to see my McNuggets!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The police decided that Ronald was lovin' that bicycle lock a bit too much.

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Blue is the color of victory.

During his latest courtroom appearance, it was evident that Michael Jackson had progressed to yet another stage in his metamorphosis.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"It wasn't me, officer... it was the Hamburglar!"

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I has a flavor!

"What do you mean the food prices are so low it's criminal?"

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Poop.

"I told you it was CARROT TOP who made those oinker jokes! [u]CARROT[/u] [u]TOP![/u]"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Ronald was arrested yesterday after being caught in his side job as a prostitute. He was caught on tape saying to a female undercover officer "Wanna put a smile on for just $5?"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Arrests followed the release of the new "Clown Cock" flavour of McFlurry.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Where do you think they got the idea for the new McTossed Salad.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako