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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'd fuck 'em.

Another Saturday night, and the girls were heading out to snare some cute boys into their powerful gravitational field.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This Summer, colostomy bags are being worn on the outside, with a matching top. It says 'I'm sassy yet smelly!'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

No one knows the sheer awesome power of the Conjoined Ass-Fuck Twins!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

This photograph taken in the stairwell of tower 1 moments before the aircraft hit has prompted American sympathy towards the terrorists.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Here, Janet poses with her pre-op transsexual husband Jeff, a butt-ugly hag trapped in a geeky-ass dork's body.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Hey, you're wearing different sandals than me! Now we're gonna look stupid."

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Yeah, but you'd fuck Joan Rivers.

http://naze.net/brush/images/joan%20rivers,%20glamour%20puss.gif

Ahh! Take me now boinky!

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Poop.

Bennigan's has really let their dress code go down hill.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

The cover girls of "Frump" magazine.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I dunno, I think the girl on the left is pretty cute.

I've always had a thing for geeky girls with glasses. Put her in a Catholic School uniform and I'd melt like butter...

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I has a flavor!

And then she would spread you over a huge stack of pancakes and eat you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And then she would spread you over a huge stack of pancakes and eat you.[/quote]

BHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.