...I...I am standing in a field...with...with a stick man with a blue...t-shirt on. He is p...pulling out a...hammer and...and hammering a nail into his head!

WOOOOOOW!!

A vision!
I might change my image! I could become

-----DIESEL THE MYSTERIOUS THINGY!!-----

Naw.

Have I actually fit in yet? 'Cos I don't think I am such a little (insert any over-used insult word) anymore.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Yes...

...yes you are.

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This is not my empire.

at last...I'm fitting in...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Um... no...

No you're not.

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This is not my empire.

Oh...oh well...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Who's flickguy?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm not sure but I like him better than deisel.

This newbie on newbie violence amuses me.

I've been lurking (per my own advice) for some time now. Having witnessed the pure ferocity at which y'all (and Tobor, apparantly) ream newbies, I thought I'd try to slip in under the radar.

Until now it had worked. I was being sufficiently ignored.

Deisel, my advice still stands. Don't try so hard.

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This is not my empire.

[quote]I've been lurking (per my own advice) for some time now. Having witnessed the pure ferocity at which y'all (and Tobor, apparantly) ream newbies, I thought I'd try to slip in under the radar.

Until now it had worked. I was being sufficiently ignored.
[/quote]

You enter a group very well.

You may live. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote][quote]I've been lurking (per my own advice) for some time now. Having witnessed the pure ferocity at which y'all (and Tobor, apparantly) ream newbies, I thought I'd try to slip in under the radar.

Until now it had worked. I was being sufficiently ignored.
[/quote]

You enter a group very well.

You may live. :)[/quote]

Then again, if you poke fun at me in your comics too much, you may not. It all depends on whether I'm in a "good mood" or not, I guess. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You have 33 comics, and you're trying to be gatekeeper? You haven't even got the Ring of Shemp yet, or fought the Blue Dragon of Limerick.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yowza! ObiJo has made more comics about left-handed, three-nippled, diabetic, transsexual, Lithuanian playwrights who are afraid of spaghetti than LadyJ has made total. Get a-poppin', LadyJ! And don't give us that "quality vs. quantity" blah blah blah. I want to see three new crappy donkey sodomy comics from you by the end of the day...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ah, my left-handed, three-nippled, diabetic, transsexual, Lithuanian playwrights who are afraid of spaghetti series, I remember it well. Especially the punchline:

What does right mind, middle nipple portend,
do I need my insulin?
Or is it that I've henceforth lost,
my falsies in the spaghetti sauce?
Spaghetti sauce?
AGGGHHH!!!!

It loses something in the translation.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

au contraire. i never had the good fortune to see this series, but i think it translates perfectly.

i'm only testing the water here, but how does hoop licking rate as a means of entry into these forums?

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I LIVE!

What the fuck is hoop licking? And as for entry into the forums, it isn't like a border crossing, for christ's sake. Just don't act like an idiot and all will be well.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ain't that the truth. Remember the obstacle course we had to run through after number 300? And that A-Team test was a bitch. But it was worth it. Obi and I know the secret nostril flare and we got a life time supply of oatmeal.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's not really about quality vs. quantity, it's about motivation and priorities. I'm almost always motivated to converse and chat and stuff, but I get blocked whenever I make an effort to create. The comics I've already made came either from spontaneous motivation to create, or spontaneous motivation to be competitive - neither of which can be forced to any decent effect.

Alas... at that point it does become something of a quality vs. quantity thing, especially since comics cannot be deleted. I just do not relish the concept of one day looking at my collection of comics and saying to myself, "Hrm, I'm only proud of .0003% of these." The percentage is low enough as it stands.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote]
Then again, if you poke fun at me in your comics too much, you may not. It all depends on whether I'm in a "good mood" or not, I guess. :)[/quote]

Sorry about that one. I was in a mood that day.

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This is not my empire.

Now I'm going to stop at 300.

Deisel, here's a bit of Zen for you: if you have to try to fit in, you never will. Only by not trying can you succeed in fitting in. Don't think of it as a goal. In fact, don't think of it, period.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[quote][quote]
Then again, if you poke fun at me in your comics too much, you may not. It all depends on whether I'm in a "good mood" or not, I guess. :)[/quote]

Sorry about that one. I was in a mood that day.[/quote]

I think I might have been annoyed by it when I read it the first time, but I knew saying something about it then would only make me look like a whiny git. Now I'm no longer annoyed by it and actually find it kind of amusing, and today I don't particularly care if anyone thinks I'm a git. I might, tomorrow.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

DexX pulls everyone into a group hug

I know I have been depressed and grumpy lately, and it seems I am not the only one. At the risk of embarrassing myself, I just want to say that I really like all of you people. You stimulate my mind and make me laugh, and what's more you seem to think I am not so bad either, which is a bonus. Even when I am feeling really down, I know that the StripCreator forum will squeeze some chuckles out of me.

Thank you everyone for being so legendary.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[quote][quote]
But it was worth it. Obi and I know the secret nostril flare and we got a life time supply of oatmeal.[/quote]
Now I'm going to stop at 300.[/quote]
300? You're not gonna make it past 150 and Dead Man's Whoopie Cushion with that kind of negativity.

P.S. DexX, you rock.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Happy now?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Happy now?[/quote]

Euphoric.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote]DexX pulls everyone into a group hug

I know I have been depressed and grumpy lately, and it seems I am not the only one. At the risk of embarrassing myself, I just want to say that I really like all of you people. You stimulate my mind and make me laugh, and what's more you seem to think I am not so bad either, which is a bonus. Even when I am feeling really down, I know that the StripCreator forum will squeeze some chuckles out of me.

Thank you everyone for being so legendary.[/quote]

If only I were in Australia I'd give you a big hug, too. But one of those manly ones where we keep at least four feet of space between our privates and don't really touch much at all.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.