Welcome to BTC #5. This is the third panel of one of my dumbest comics. I would like to see how other people would begin it. Please do not use "butt creme" in your comic because I already did. Please do not change anything about the third panel, except maybe the guy with his arms crossed and the background.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: Template']

PLEASE NOTE: If it looks as though there are not very many entries to this contest being submitted after a certain period of time has elapsed, I will feel bad.

The judging is done by not 1, but 3 users. The contest winner chooses the other 2 judges at the start of the new contest. The other 2 judges are however free to create comics and enter them. A majority decision is preferred, but in the event of all 3 judges voting seperately, the original judge has the casting vote.

Your other 2 judges for this:

OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

NooniePuuBunny

This is Saturday afternoon. Judging will take place next Saturday afternoon, leaving you with a window of approximately one week in which to submit your entries.

I hope you will enjoy making the comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My manner-o-meter tells me that I probably should not enter this contest, since I hosted the last one, and I will undeniably win. So unless a rabbit flies out of my colon, I just want to say that the choice of judges is superb.

Manners? We ain't got no manners. We don't know nothing about no manners. WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING MANNERS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: An Obvious Joke With a Kosher Twist']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Yeah, you're right, I don't got no stinkin' manners. But I do have a rabbit flying out of my colon, so let's get stripping!

[Click to view comic: 'Product Placement Ahoy']

I meant to say "can't resist." There's an apostrophe and a t, you just can't see it.

[Click to view comic: 'You BASTARD: The Musical']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: He Hungers']

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Blue is the color of victory.

Noonie and Dagmar are also judging? There's no way I could win THIS one. Crikey.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: I Am Lazy']

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Poop.

Dont let the fact that I'm judging deter you (can't say the same for my sis though). I'm going to be fair about this.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC-stuck in your head']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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I wouldn't put silly grudges that you think I have in the way of something like this. And to tell you the truth, I have nothing against you, Mikey.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: No Really ... You're a Bastard']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: Storytime']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: Storytime 2']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: Uncreative Bastard']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC5: Fun with Dictionary Definitions']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: My Legitimate Son's First Comic']

Not bad for six months old, eh?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'BTC5: Four letter word for snatch']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: My Legitimate Entry']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: Will Cooler Heads Prevail?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5 : Tomorrow, Tomorrow...']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Okay, I switched the position of the two guys in the last panel, but I had to, because otherwise it wouldn't read properly (I added a rebuttal). We'll just assume there's another water cooler on the wall opposite the first one. Yeah, that's it.
[Click to view comic: 'BTC V - Kinda A True Story, But I Couldn't Use My Avatar']

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC5 (1): My Daughter Asked About You...']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC5 (2): Never Stand Up A Nerd...']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 5: Introductions.']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: It takes a minute.']

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FIRETIGER: SheMonsterO

Here's my two cents.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #5: Simplicity']

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HALPUU!

The strip that everyone can appreciate:

Either go straight from Panel 1 to Panel 3, or skip Panel 1 and start with Panel 2.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC V - Choose Your Own Adventure']

Or, if you're like myself, take all three.

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