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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Yo! Over here! Yeah, I'm the one who ordered the emergency liposuction unit."

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Blue is the color of victory.

The amazing Tampon Sisters finally got married.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

... and the special edition DVD allows you to see the all-bridal-party version of Alien.

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Janine's decision to wear the head and shoulders of her fiance's ex-girlfriend as her veil alternately horrified and impressed her wedding guests.

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I has a flavor!

"Marcie! Get over here! Tom is dressing in drag again and Jenny likes it."

"Quick! They're distracted by the bright light! Get the tranquilizer gun!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"O.K., everybody engage in awkward, random behavior while I adjust the F-stops for maximum contrast."

Unfortunately for Phil, postmodern wedding photography was rejected by art critics and the general public alike.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Dad always chose to shove his right thumb up Stacy's butthole at the most awkward moments.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Frump Monthly's famed wedding issue.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"The real brides of dracula left a lot to be desired for most men, but he didn't care, he knew these bitches had more blood than the rest of transylvania combined!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

All aboard the Butt Train!

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This year's winner of the Most Interesting Beard award.