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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Ol' Mac Whitey was the only pimp allowed to work the annual Farm and Ranch convention in Butte, Montana.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow, Ricardo Montalban has really let himself go.

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I has a flavor!

"Yo, word up, I gots ma ho and I gots ma bling bling."

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Blue is the color of victory.

Him: "You ready fer love darlin'?"
Her: "Depends. You got yer colostomy bag screwed on tight?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"I just gotta put up with this old geezer till the wedding."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sometimes Ann Landers likes to dress like a man and go crusing for chicks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Even with Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty at a combined age of 130, Warner Brothers was somehow unable to pass on a Bonnie and Clyde sequel.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Liz Smith stunned everyone by dying her hair black and dating Fabio, who had really let himself go.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Single mom marries clap doctor.

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What others say about boorite!