Mr. Rock, how DARE you?! You don't know where that hat's BEEN!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

What a night! Am I fergettin anything? Let's see... one... two... nope! All set! Bye Joe.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Jessica realizes that men don't just scratch for the heck of it after coming home from having her sex change operation.

Kid Rock pretends that whistling noise isn't really the wind blowing through the empty space in his exaggerated "crotch-grab."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Pamala Anderson's tits.

"Testes... 1... 2... 3???"

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I has a flavor!

"Hmm. What is that little lump? Oh wait... I just have a boner. Nevermind."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I need those glasses so my hat doesn't drop over my eyes

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"hey, check this out, i found a tic-tac in my undies!"

According to the latest medical papers, blind men have taken to using their erections instead of the stereotypical white cane to navigate their sightless world.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

"WHERE'S MAH DICK? Oh, there it is, behind mah car keys."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Look Kid Rock has laryngitis and the clap."

Kid Rock's bitchy brother, Kid Cock.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.