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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

*sigh* I'll do the obvious.

"Big sale on now! Sucky Sucky dolls for only fie dolla!"

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Poop.

New "Pedo Pals" -- just in time for Christmas.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Photographed in the actual act of sucking your soul.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The "My First Schoolgirl" line by Hustler is a big seller.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Offscreen: Ken just took off his pants and is wearing Barbie's thong.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It's the Conjoined Barbies Playset!

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What others say about boorite!

About halfway through the TATU concert, the audience realized it was a sham.

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I has a flavor!

The only problem with the new RealDoll, Jr. was that it filled up so darn fast.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Due to previous commitments, Drew Barrymore was unavailable for Charlie's Angels 3. No one noticed.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars