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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now that is just cruelty to animals. I'm calling the ASPCA.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The pigs were angry at the cows for their being the majority's meat of choice. They'd show them. They'd show them all.

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Blue is the color of victory.

George Orwell's disturbing book of animal communism, 'Animal Farm', teaches us that comfort corrupts, and that absolute comfort corrupts absolutely...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

The Chick-fil-a Cows' new attempts to redirect consumer attentions towards other animals were failing miserably.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Lisa and Eb thought it was cute, but Oliver was somewhat disturbed by Arnold Ziffel's clever new calf-head footwear.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was waiting for someone to use a Green Acres reference.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Do these slippers make me look fat?"

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Poop.

Boy, my dogs are barkin'. No, wait...

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Here's a dollar!

Another triumph for genetic engineering.

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What others say about boorite!

The world is full of crashing boars.

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I has a flavor!

DATELINE: The third ring of hell -
Spankling was convicted today on three counts of posting a stupid picture just to make a terrible, terrible pun. Poetically, according to local ordinance, said felony, regardless of the content of the picture, is punishable by being reincarnated as a pig and forced to wear cow slippers. A spokesman for the convicted said it was unlikely he would appeal, as he has always dreamed of being a pig, if only to learn how to properly squeal like one.

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