WOW! Those Christmas tree decorations are so ...... lifelike.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

The alternate cover to the first Hall and Oates record, recently found in RCA's trash heap.

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I has a flavor!

"Finally," thought Steven, "Norm has hung the mistletoe over my nipple. Soon my ceaseless prayers will be answered."

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars