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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Manchester Eunuchted

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Does this go with my shoes?"

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I has a flavor!

How Americans view soccer.

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What others say about boorite!

The UCLA soccer team reviews the recently discovered Rosanne Barr/Tom Arnold sex tape.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

With the entire range of possible creative uses finally exhausted, the world's leaders finally called to put an end to Photoshop.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I dunno. If you take away the purses and put them in armor, they'd look like a human version of the Ginyu Force.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Does the Ginyu Force grab their nuts a lot?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think in the Japanese version of DBZ they do. Cartoon Network cuts a lot of stuff out.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yeah, like Goku's little uUu!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.