- Maybe I can't fly after all...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

-- Grow some dope: plant a man.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

-A scene from Ostrichs In The Mist where the protagonist tries too hard to be one with the Ostrichs.

-Only the most recent concert death due to a stage diving accident.

-Fuck I'm not funny

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

--The inspiration for Street Fighter II's Dhalsim.

(Too bad that game hasn't been around in years or this might be halfway funny... eh, who am I kidding?)

Obviously, "praying real hard" will not help you fly.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Don't even THINK about tickling my feet, wise guy.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

- Having found a leafy plant in the forest, Garre eats a little of it to test for edibility. Three days, and three hundred miles later, he's found in a neighboring province preaching about the evil of sunlight.

- And as one, the village shrugged, said what the hell, dug a hole and joined him.

- Residents of India knew how to deal with the wayward Macarena miscreant.

- Forty feet up, Abdula gasps. And the Tibetan Trapeze Troupe is no more.

- Bali's Bait Shop: We Shnook Em, You Hook Em

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It takes a village to raise a crop of children.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

-"Get back here you damn gopher!"

-The Indian, real-life version of Elmer Fudd chasing Bugs down the rabbit hole, gone horribly awry.

-Digging to America for the unambitious.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- The office of Sewer Inspector in Sri Lanka isn't quite as technlogically advanced as it could be.

- "I am telling you! I lost 10 quid in this Krishna-forsaken pothole, and I certainly mean to reclaim it!"

- And the Swamis at Temple Hari Har Har are still snickering about the time they sent Ikhram off on a "special" Zen vision quest task in Old Bombay.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

... with hardly a splash. 9.9, 9.8, 9.9, 9.7, 9.8, 9.8, 9.9, 9.9, 9.9, and 9.3 from the Russian judge.

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- the opposing crew looked on with amusement, as sanjeev's coolest breakdancing move went badly wrong.

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I LIVE!

- Not surprisingly, with the shortage of 25 cm. drill bits reaching critical proportions in South Asia, the use of Untouchables became popular.

- "Keep digging. It's a long way to Easter Island."

- Srinivas was widely regarded as a pillar of his community.

- Luckily, the Pakistani warhead was a dud.

- How 7-Eleven determines where to open a new shop.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
7-11!!
That one really did make me laugh.
Way to go Kaufman.
"Andy always dreamed of wrestling..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- Our new hammer drills are turban-charged.

- "Hari Krsna," exclaimed the swami in a gravelly voice.

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What others say about boorite!

- Less popular than Buddhist self-inflammation during Vietnam was the "Ostrich suffication yoga" movement put forth durng the British cheese movments of India

- While the body was still doing street performances, the head went on to portray Wirthling in the TV show "All My Asses"

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

-India's latest porn blockbuster released this summer:
All holes filled with a big black prick

btw he's not a prick cos he's black, he's a prick cos he's in the ground. so don't get on my back about being racist

-Matchy-

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Signatures suck

-"We told him we'd do something to make him stop coming up with those comics, but he thought we were bluffing."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

- "Hey, I'm no quitter! I'm gonna get right back on... now where the hell is my horse?"

- Introducing the Great Rajneesh, famous earthworm hunter!

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- "I have told you, Ibrahim! We are not going to the hashish market! Do you hear me, Ibrahim! This is your mother! Get out of there before you break my heart!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

-No, Grandma, I don't see your earings.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

- "...and you won't believe just how obedient my pet worm is. I'll just call him. *whistle* Here boy!"

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Pakistani in Australia

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.