- "Nope, Chandra isn't in here either..."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Why would anyone put free bird seed in an ACME cannon?"

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

"Jesus -- I lost a comic contest to Wirthling! Goodbye, cruel world!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'll have to tell the guys in the band about this. It's small, but the acoustics are great!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Early MRI technology was somewhat crude.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- Then, defying all known laws of Physics, the cannon exploded, the broken barrel formed into a grass skirt, and Ben, happy to be alive, did a little hula dance.

- Projectile vomiting.

- Hello little minutes.

- Joe Green's future descendents would have showed this picture at slideshows for years. That is if there hadn't been a similar incident with an elephant and he had lived long enough to procreate.

- Okay, aimed cannon? Check. Lit fuse? Check. Put cannonball in? Che...did I? Well, there's only one to tell.

- A young John Paul III liked working on canons as well.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Brilliant.

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- "Hey, Yosemite Sam! There's a party goin' on in here!"

- "Moooom, I'm sorry I hit the tiger with a rock, now can I PLEASE take my head out?"

- And so, the foot-first human cannonball was born!

I don't know.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- What would you get if you crossed Joseph Guillotin with Charleton Heston?

- "My god, it's full of stars!"

- Barrel of Fun

- "Mistress Sally, Slave is ready for his punishment."

- While the wirthling-brush thorougly cleans the inside of even the sootiest artillery, the head does have a tendency to snap off. --Consumer Reports

- The pay was abysmal, but it was a thrill for Igor to work as a tuner for the great Tchaikovsky.

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-William didnt quite understand how his Iron Lung worked

-On top of the Empire state building, the first built in telescoping view finders were a bit unwieldy.

-Joe Foreman's prototype juice machine

-19th century optomitrist test.

-Mongloid diving helmet

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

- No mowe buewets!
No more bulwets?!?
BOOM
Oh, One buewet weft!!!

- He's just a shell of a man.

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What others say about boorite!

- "My law professor told me to get my head into the city ordnance."

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What others say about boorite!

... And the sad thing is, we never had a handyman of that caliber again.

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--"I looked into artillery, and it was a big bore."

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What others say about boorite!

-And I thought Wirthling was only being gay when he told me he wanted to shoot in my face

-Matchy-

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Signatures suck

-The Fantastic Four movie was cancelled when it turned out there was no one who could hold up the helmet on the Galactus costume.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

- "I'm sure it's perfectly safe. I just want to see how fast the cannonball comes out."

- "Unbelievable! Another dud sh-" *BOOM!*

- Bertram really got into Pachelbel's Cannon in D.

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- After the "Cheeses of the World" exhibit, and "Dryer Lint Land", the "World's Biggest Combos(tm) Pretzel Snack" was a big draw at Dumbfuckland.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

-"I DON'T SEE ANY GODDAMN STRIPPERS HERE!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

With his distinctive hairstyle, wirthling made an ideal barrel-scrubber...

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Damn, kaufman already did this one...

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- Applebee's " Big Assed Cannon Full Of Chili " didn't quite make it to the final stages of the franchise's business plan.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.