Fun with the Babelizer. Taking bad translations from English and back to English again... then to another language, and back to English again...

Original English Text:
Tobor will cornhole you now.

Translated to French:
Cornhole de volonté de Tobor vous maintenant.

Translated back to English:
Cornhole of will of Tobor maintaining to you.

Translated to German:
Cornhole des Willen von Tobor beibehalten zu Ihnen.

Translated back to English:
Cornhole of the will of Tobor maintain to you.

Translated to Italian:
Cornhole della volontà di Tobor effettua a voi.

Translated back to English:
Cornhole of the will of Tobor carries out you.

Translated to Portuguese:
Cornhole da vontade de Tobor realiza-o.

Translated back to English:
Cornhole of the will of Tobor carries through it.

Translated to Spanish:
Cornhole de la voluntad de Tobor lleva con él.

Translated back to English:
Cornhole of the will of Tobor takes with him.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I have that one considers east place of the total here, is the certain days and immediately bookmarked he.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Original English Text:
So, you is fan of said bacon?

Translated to French:
Ainsi, vous est ventilateur de ledit lard ?

Translated back to English:
Thus, is to you ventilator of the aforementioned bacon?

Translated to German:
So zu Ihnen ist Entlüfter des vorher erwähnten Speckes?

Translated back to English:
Like that to you is breather of the above-mentioned bacon?

Translated to Italian:
Come quello a voi è lo sfiatatoio della pancetta affumicata suddetta?

Translated back to English:
How that one to you is the sfiatatoio of the filled with smoke bacon
aforesaid?

Translated to Portuguese:
Como esse a você é o sfiatatoio do enchido com o bacon do fumo acima
dito?

Translated back to English:
How this you is the sfiatatoio of the fulled one with the bacon of the
aforesaid tobacco?

Translated to Spanish:
¿Cómo esto que usted es el sfiatatoio del fulled uno con el tocino
del tabaco antedicho?

Translated back to English:
How this that you are sfiatatoio of fulled one with the bacon of the
aforesaid tobacco?

Original English Text:
Them turbines ain't gonna generate gravitrons by themselves.

Translated to French:
Ils turbines ain't allant produire des gravitrons par lui-même.

Translated back to English:
They turbines ain't energy to produce will gravitrons by itself.

Translated to German:
Sie die Energie selbst der Turbinen ain't zum zu produzieren
werden gravitrons.

Translated back to English:
They will produce the energy of the turbines ain't to gravitrons.

Translated to Italian:
Produrranno l'energia delle turbine ain't ai gravitrons.

Translated back to English:
They will produce l'energia of upsets some ain't to the
gravitrons.

Translated to Portuguese:
Produzirão l'energia das viradas algum ain't aos gravitrons.

Translated back to English:
Ain't to gravitrons will produce l'energia of the turns some.

Translated to Spanish:
Ain't a los gravitrons producirá l'energia de las vueltas
algunos.

Translated back to English:
Ain't to gravitrons will produce l'energia of the returns
some.

Original English Text:
Ha, ha!
Translated to French:
Ha, ha !

Translated back to English:
Ha, ha!

Translated to German:
Ha, ha!

Translated back to English:
Hectar, hectar!

Translated to Italian:
Hectar, hectar!

Translated back to English:
Hectar, hectar!

Translated to Portuguese:
Hectar, hectar!

Translated back to English:
Hectar, to hectar!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Hectar, a hectar!

Translated back to English:
Hectar, to hectar!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Original English Text:
What the fuck are you talking about?

Translated to French:
De que la baise vous parlent-elles ?

Translated back to English:
Of what kisses it they speak you?

Translated to German:
Von welchen Küssen es sprechen sie Sie?

Translated back to English:
Of which kisses do they speak you?

Translated to Italian:
Di quali baci li parlano?

Translated back to English:
About which kisses they speak them?

Translated to Portuguese:
Sobre que beijos falam-nos?

Translated back to English:
On that kisses say them?

Translated to Spanish:
¿En eso se besa los dicen?

Translated back to English:
On that it is kissed say them?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And while I was at it:

Original English Text:
It came out of HITLER'S ASS!

Translated to French:
Il est sorti de l'ÂNE de HITLER'S !

Translated back to English:
It left l'ÂNE of HITLER'S!

Translated to German:
Es ließ l'ÂNE von HITLER'S!

Translated back to English:
It left l'ÂNE of HITLER'S!

Translated to Italian:
Ha lasciato l'ÂNE di HITLER'S!

Translated back to English:
It has left l'ÂNE of HITLER'S!

Translated to Portuguese:
Tem l'ÂNE esquerdo de HITLER'S!

Translated back to English:
It has l'ÂNE left of HITLER'S!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Tiene l'ÂNE a la izquierda de HITLER'S!

Translated back to English:
It has l'ÂNE to the HITLER'S left!

And lets not forget:

Original English Text:
My butt is having hot flashes

Translated to French:
Mon bout a les flashes chauds

Translated back to English:
My end has the hot flashes

Translated to German:
Mein Ende hat die heißen Blitze

Translated back to English:
My end has hot lightnings

Translated to Italian:
La mia estremità ha lampi caldi

Translated back to English:
My extremity has warm lightning bolts

Translated to Portuguese:
Minha extremidade tem os parafusos mornos do relâmpago

Translated back to English:
My extremity has the warm screws of the lightning

Translated to Spanish:
Mi extremidad tiene los tornillos calientes del relámpago

Translated back to English:
My extremity has the hot screws of the lightning

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Let's get our old buddy fuck into this one.

Original English Text:
Prepare for unconsenshul sex, you fuking bich of a hoar.

Translated to French:
Préparez-vous au sexe d'unconsenshul, vous bich fuking d'un hoar.

Translated back to English:
Prepare you with the sex d'unconsenshul, you bich fuking d'un hoar.

Translated to German:
Bereiten Sie Sie mit dem Geschlecht d'unconsenshul, Sie das bich vor, das hoar d'un fuking ist.

Translated back to English:
Prepare you with the sex d'unconsenshul, you bich, which is hoar d'un fuking.

Translated to Italian:
Preparili con il sesso d'unconsenshul, voi bich, che è d'un hoar che fuking.

Translated back to English:
It prepares them with the sex d'unconsenshul, you bich, that he is d'un hoar that fuking.

Translated to Portuguese:
Prepara-os com o sexo d'unconsenshul, você bich, que é d'un hoar isso que fuking.

Translated back to English:
You prepare them with the sex d'unconsenshul, bich, that he is d'un to hoar this that fuking.

Translated to Spanish:
Usted los prepara con el sexo d'unconsenshul, bich, que él es d'un a hoar el que fuking.

Translated back to English:
You prepare with sex d'unconsenshul, bich, that he is d'un to hoar the one that fuking.

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I has a flavor!

Original English Text:
My hovercraft is full of eels.

Translated to French:
Mon aéroglisseur est plein des anguilles.

Translated back to English:
My hovercraft is full with eels.

Translated to German:
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist mit Aalen voll.

Translated back to English:
My air cushion vehicle is full with Aalen.

Translated to Italian:
Il mio veicolo a cuscino d'aria è pieno con Aalen.

Translated back to English:
My d'aria pillow vehicle is full with Aalen.

Translated to Portuguese:
Meu veículo do descanso de d'aria está cheio com Aalen.

Translated back to English:
My vehicle of the rest of would d'aria is full with Aalen.

Translated to Spanish:
Mi vehículo del resto de d'aria es lleno con Aalen.

Translated back to English:
My vehicle of the rest of d'aria is full with Aalen.

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Poop.

Original English Text:
sucky sucky fie dolla

Translated to French:
dolla sucky sucky de fie

Translated back to English:
dolla sucky sucky of trusts

Translated to German:
dolla sucky sucky von Vertrauen

Translated back to English:
dolla sucky sucky of confidence

Translated to Italian:
sucky sucky di dolla di riservatezza

Translated back to English:
sucky sucky of dolla of confidentiality

Translated to Portuguese:
sucky sucky do dolla do confidentiality

Translated back to English:
sucky sucky of dolla of confidentiality

Translated to Spanish:
sucky sucky del dolla del secreto

Translated back to English:
sucky sucky of dolla of the secret

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Original English Text:
I do not suck dick!

Translated to French:
Je ne suce pas Dick !

Translated back to English:
I do not suck Dick!

Translated to German:
Ich sauge nicht Dick!

Translated back to English:
I do not suck thick!

Translated to Italian:
Non succhio a strati!

Translated back to English:
I do not suck to layers!

Translated to Portuguese:
Eu não sugo às camadas!

Translated back to English:
I do not suck to the layers!

Translated to Spanish:
¡No aspiro a las capas!

Translated back to English:
I do not aspire to the layers!

Hey crabby, it seems the French are the only ones who fully understand you. Is that because all Frenchmen have to deny they suck dick as well?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.