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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Joey had a hard time meeting girls, since one of his testicles was shaped like a giant moose.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The high horse wasn't quite enough for poor Billy, and soon he found that he had bitten off more than he could chew. Of course, it'd take a pretty bad cook to make mouuse that you'd need to chew.

After 15 minutes of horrendous chocolate mousse puns, young Ernest F. Ford was cariboued off the stage.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.