[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 1']
[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 2']
[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 3']
[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 4']
[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 5']
[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WOW FANTASTIC I WOULDNT CHANGE A THING. I bow to your comic greatness.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Cool! I love it when people do that.

Here's the sixth one I absent-mindedly left off.

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hahahahahaha, what a silly cow.

Let's hear what our judges thought:

killa_dbz236378: rofl
cUtIe_gUrL5723: lol ;p
xXxXxX_hXc_thuggin_XxXxXx: yo u fukin n00b fuk u ima put a boot up ur as n kil u i fukin h8 u

Congratulations!

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Blue is the color of victory.

That last judge was mean. I hope his pants fall down at the zoo and a baboon bites his weiner.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It would be funnier if a water buffalo bit the last judge's little sparky rather than a baboon.

That series was seriously hilarious.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

God these are seriously funny.

[quote]I'd like something "lite." Perhaps a salad, or...
...YOUR GROUND-UP CORPSE DRENCHED IN THE RICH GRAVY OF YOUR OWN HOT, DRIPPING GORE!!![/quote]

XD that was possibly my favorite one.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Your wonderful comments have caused me to have to go pee pee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I told you to see the doctor about that little problem.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.