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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

This pic made the others understand why the women folk always called Jebodiah "Perky Nipples".

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Jason Mewes and Lisa Loeb surprised actress Rhea Perlman with an impromptu breastfeeding, just outside of a Lancaster Pennsylvania bed and breakfast. "Those two kids are so much fun to be around" laughed Perlman, a bit embarrassed by the whole affair. When asked which one sucked a better tit, Rhea replied, "Definitely Jason, he made my appendix cave in!"

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Richard Simmons' fantasy was to be serviced by ten teenage girls at once, but he lactate.

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Guy Sebastian's fans wanted to find out if he was really as much of a lady as the legends said.

-le groan

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Hastily blowing up their new Man Doll, the girls suddenly realized that they had accidentally purchased the Brillo Head Geek model.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jim "The Dirty Q-Tip" Fludger wonders how long his "Lick the Fat Leprechaun Statue's Nipples for Good Luck" trick will work.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You've over-inflated! He's gonna blow! Wait... too late.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

They say if you suck hard enough, candy comes out.

At last, the girls had managed to jump-start a strange and beautiful stirring in Ed's loins.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I heard he told them if they suck hard enough, he turns into a man.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.