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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I've heard their company makes the most interesting cocktails.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

In a concerted effort to appeal to the Hispanic comunity, Beaver Liquors owner Connie Lingus announced the hiring of the Three Amigos today. Representatives from the State Dept of Wildlife & Fisheries quickly descended on the retail establishment, citing it as the first documented case of a Beaver with three assholes.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

It wasn't as fancy as the Viet Nam war memorial, but it still made the guys a little misty-eyed whenever they visited it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.