Oh no! It's a Newbie, and they've already planned PLOTS!!!
This could shake the entire foundation of comic-making as the world knows it- or it could be ignored. Either way.

Did you say something?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think it was just gibberish.

No, no... I said nothing.
*Cough*Readmydamncomics*Cough*

I found the image of a squirrel humping a wall to be offensive.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, I find your over-use of the word "toilet" to be offensive!

I beg your pardon. My use of the word "toilet" is never an iota less than tasteful and restrained.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm sorry- when I was a lad, I was toilet-fed... the memories have never quite faded.
Thus, whenever I see the word "toilet" I go into raving fits of raviness.

I don't really like them that much.

Vulgar humor isn't very appealing to me.

Your palatte is obviously not sophisticated enough to understand the intricate workings of squirrels humping walls.

The erect squirrel humping the wall was fine...it was the porn obsessed classroom I couldn't deal with.

You went to a private high school, didn't you?

I think cheese is less nutritious than Moonist Monks make it out to be.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think Playboy magazines have many fibre.