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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Thanks to that gypsy fortune teller, Spankling knew that someday he would be King of the Forest Sprites.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That goat's in better shape than I am.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Green Lantern should think of retiring.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The world of geriatric porn is a very very scary world indeed.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Jolly Green Giant was far from jolly when Sprout's grandfather showed up in the valley with Childcare Protection and a box full of incriminating photos from the afterschool rhubarb.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Nature Grampsâ„¢ models the new line of male lingerie, including the CodgerPiece, which is made out of real Cod.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Abe Vigoda in his porn star years.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"My testicles are like two peas in a pod, 'ceptin for the one that's been removed that is."

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.