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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Whenever he needed a quick sexual thrill, Glenn would just stick his thumb up his invisible pet elephant's ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In what critics are calling a crowning achievement in electronic greeting cards, Bradley Shivers celebrates the successful addition of Blink 182's "All the Small Things" midi to the Rick Morantis inspired "Honey, I Shrunk the Number of Secretaries I'm Banging at the Office" valentine series.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

"I just subscribed to 'Giant Bug Porn' for only $1!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.