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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

When weiner dog outdoor snuff porn goes wild!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Now is it "Little Weiner" Dog? Or "Little" Weiner Dog?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Apparently, Harry Potter drives weiner dogs into psychotic fits, making them think that they can use magic just by waving a stick around"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

More proof that floppy weiners are funny.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Tired of being called a dachsund, Billy refused to let his lack of wings stop him from teaching his bat friends a thing or two about a thing or two. However, after falling some sixty feet from a birch tree, Billy decided to play dead, rather than face up to all of the hahaha-I-told-u-so's.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.