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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Little known fact: Gerard Damiano got his start directing wildlife films for Walt Disney.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bear on all fours: (thinking) Big Ben my ass.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Only you can prevent premature ejaculation.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

It was at that moment that Steve realized that Gentle Ben was not all that gentle.

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Poop.

That's a great way to get honey.

"Hey man, don't we have, like, really big incisors?"

"Now we all know why geeks watch those nature documentaries"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.