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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

When hobbits go bad.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This was it -- the day that Juanito would come out of the closet and admit to the rest of the guys that he was a midget.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

After years of tuxedo clad repression on Fantasy Island, Tattoo finally got to experience the rich Corinthian leather of which Boss so often spoke.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

I think that even more disturbing than Mighty Mini-Mullet is the dude with the tye-dye nuthugger trunks next to him.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It looks like the midget just touched the guy's nuts and then smelled his finger! LOL!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.