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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Guess where the Busch beer comes out.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Moose head? No thanks. But I'll take a tit-hump.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The guys at the marina stopped making fun of Shelly's $1.99 K-Mart sunglasses once she had beer taps installed in her nipples.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.