---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Holy shit, BOBBY?! I haven't seen you since I was 2 months! You still shitting in your pants? Oooh, yeah, that can be rough. Well, like I always say, 'spinach is for those who try too hard'"

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Unlike secular daycares that teach your toddler how to glue dried macaroni to a styrofoam cup, Holy Name of Jesus Discipleship will bring your child closer to the Lord our Savior with lessons in love, respect, faith, potty training and stigmata.

---
Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.