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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Allan Carr was bursting with pride as he unveiled the stars of his newest epic, "Can't Stop The Avengers."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Tim Bosley joins forces with Mistress Dominatricia and Buddy Hackett as the Hawaiian Yeti in a riveting look at child pornography in the mailroom on ABC's "Father Dowling Mysteries: the Next Generation".

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

That costume is the sickest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I want one.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just 80 cents a day can clothe, feed, and educate little Carmine here. Please call the number now to sponsor a child who desperately needs your help. Thank you and God bless you.

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If all you need is love, then what are condoms for?