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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Would he be the father, or the mother, of a new breed of human-alien hybrids? At that moment, Dave's thoughts were elsewhere.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

While emulating the 1975 New England Patriots helmet logo, Travis Walton had two extremely vivid, painful flashbacks -- one involving the alien abduction; the other, rookie quarterback Steve Grogan.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

"My old cellmate was right", thought Dave, "it's not the length that hurts, it's the width."

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If all you need is love, then what are condoms for?