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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"I've waited long enough -- it's time to announce to the world that I'm still alive, and make my big comeback," thought Elvis.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mary like to sleep with one eye-open in case any boys tried to have their wicked way in the night.
It's worked so far, she has never been hit-on in her life. Apart from that one time, with the piano.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I'd hit that.

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Poop.

Spankling was right, Genetic Modification IS evil.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ruth...ruth...baby...ruth

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Get Your War On

with a stick of ignited dynamite

Britney's got a baby?!

"Though Denied a part in the Goonies, and resentful of her brothers successful "HEY YOOOO GUYS" catchphrase, Barbara always felt that a Hollywood Career was just around the corner"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"