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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Not many people know that the severe side effects of penis enlargment hormones include a thick covering of phallic barbs all over the surface as well as a scaly tough coating.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Well, at least Mom was wrong about the hairy palms."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

When Extreme Erick saw that everyone was getting their penis pierced, he knew he'd have to take it a step further.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That could be a pain in the ass

"Well, I got some good news and some bad news... the good news is you have a five foot cock... the bad news is no woman's ever going to want it inside her..."

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I has a flavor!

Steve stared at it for the remainder of the four hours the viagra lasted. Sure, he had heard about the side effects, but he hadn't belived it until today.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Too bad he went blind.

Fetch me my steel gauntlets. I need a wank.

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AFROMANS MOVE

"I HAVE A BONER"

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Blue is the color of victory.

that would be funnier if the guy was blind and paralyzed.

"Fucking monkey's paw...always has to pull some kind of ironic shit."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Despite falling 10 storeys, landing on his ass and surviving, all Dave could think was "Holy shit, that was close!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.