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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Stop lighting your farts.

LOL BURN

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Blue is the color of victory.

"OH NO!!! I just remembered I was supposed to coach my little-league team yesterday, and I'll bet all the kids were disappointed when I didn't show up."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FLAMER!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Wake and bake, burn and learn...

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I has a flavor!

Every time Lowell wore his shiney yellow fleece, people would spray him with fire extinguishers.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Capcom decided that Megaman boss Mr. Fire was different enough from Flame Man, Fire Man, Heat Man, and Lava Man to warrant creation.

I don't care young man, you are NOT getting into my clean car like THAT!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

"Christ! This rock in my shoe is driving me nuts!"

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Poop.

"Oh, wait -- NOW I get it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The guy dresses in fire and he still looks like a dork.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dick then realized that they the lyrics to "Disco Inferno" were not to be taken seriously, as his afro was burnt to a crisp.

The added gimmicks to the new season of "The Apprentice" resulted in skyrocketing ratings.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Ouch."