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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"Mrs.Spankling got so tired of repeating the same phrase over and over that she just wrote it down on a card."

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Poop.

So THAT'S the locations of the WOMD!

From her expression, I'd have said he put it in her mouth.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

BOB EUBANKS: "Dave...what do you think Janet said...was the most memorable thing...about your wedding night?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oddly, the "it" she was referring to was his living will.

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I has a flavor!

Glenda got locked in while teaching the university’s gorilla sign language. The next morning her fellow students found a more contrite and subdued Glenda and a more peaceful and satisfied gorilla.

By the way... I'd do that mouth.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ok. So.. after he crazy glued your lower lip like that, what did he do with the tube of crazy glue remover?

I see...

Oh, my.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.