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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Raise your hand if you've got the world's crappiest foreign policy!"

Off-screen tutor: "We've been over this before Mr. President. Two plus two equals four. Four! say it with me..."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Mr. President, I realize that it's fun to spank Laurie Dhue's pert, rounded buttocks while you're fucking her in the ass, but could you please answer the question about the economy?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Alright, Mr. President, in tens of millions, how many jobs have been lost? That's right! 5! 50,000,000 jobs lost! Very good!"

"Damn paparazzi!"

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I has a flavor!

"He's using LOGIC! MUST SHIELD BRAIN"

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Blue is the color of victory.

"Condi? Can I go pee now? Please? I really gotta!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.