And the cat is huge, too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Once a critical mass of photoshopped giant cat pictures was reached, the internet spontaneously exploded.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"I'm just happy that my precious pookums turns into a giant kitty cat during the full moon, instead of a yucky old werewolf."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Pretenders. All of them.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Does anyone else want to see Kaufman's giant pussy?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And "fitness celebrity" John Basedow's new DVD "Cat Lifting" is selling extremely well amongst the suburban housewife demographic.

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I has a flavor!

I know this girl who'll fondle ANYBODY.

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AFROMANS MOVE

After numerous screentests, 20th Century Fox decided that they should have a CGI cat playing Garfield.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thats right. Mr. Mew Mew feeds on the souls of the living to grow strong. Hence why my asshole of a cat-hating husband is no longer with us.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.