Church of the Gold Phalli.

They're big, they're gold, they're breathtaking.

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I has a flavor!

"O Blessed Tinkerbell, emerge from thy sacred castle and bestow upon us the blessings of thy divine fairy dust."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Inna Gadda Da-veeeda baaabaay..."

And then, just when the anticipation had become almost unbearable, Liberace would finally emerge.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

As you can see, the new WarbleHonk 3000 church organ not only has a rich tone, and is MIDI capable, but the huge golden organ pipes that look like dildos will help you attract the hard-to-reach "frustrated, lonely housewife" demographic in your parish.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.