Boy, am I the unheralded king of enormous cats.

What a bloated, nutless mess.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What the hell is Cheney doing on top of that kid?

What the hell is Cheney doing on top of that kid?[/quote]

Cheneycat: "Go fuck yourself."

Kid: "Mee-ouch!"

Cheneycat, Cheneycat
What are they feeding you?
Cheneycat, Cheneycat
It's all your fault!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It looks like it swallowed a frikking watermelon.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Prepping the Garfield float for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

John Madden's midday snack.

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I has a flavor!

"Must... lick... crotch... DAMNIT!"

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Blue is the color of victory.

[Family Guy reference]

"Come back here ice cream... how dare... how dare you disobey me..."

[/Family Guy reference]

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Poop.

[quote][Family Guy reference]

"Come back here ice cream... how dare... how dare you disobey me..."

[/Family Guy reference][/quote]

"Damn you and... such"

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.