"I am CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! Crush! Crush! Crush!"

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Blue is the color of victory.

"George's penis is rumored to be this -- wait, why am I answering this question?"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"My invisible camera can take pictures of the invisible robot hypnotists that used to torment Garrett Morris."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"This is how I twist the 'Smarminess Factor' dial on Dubya's control panel."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you dont stop asking me that same question over and over, I'm going to pinch your nipples.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ha, its actually pretty funny your head looks about this big from far away.

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

"We were THIS close to seeing if Osama wears boxers or briefs. THIS CLOSE!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.