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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What goldfish?

Fluffy's testicles had developed in the wrong part of his body.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"I am going to hold my breath until I get a bowl full of Meow Mix. Bitch, I've only been ASKING for it by name for the past 3 years..."

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I has a flavor!

"Garfield, are you holding that mouse in your mouth?"
"Nmmm mmmmh."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

After watching Garfield: The Movie Whiskers decided to show everyone what he thought of it.

"Bob, stop holding your breath. You're turning a bit orange."

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AFROMANS MOVE

Moments later the record was set for the world fastest traveling wad of intestinal-fluid soaked fur.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This might be funny if I hadn't seen the TV commercial this is from.

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Poop.

So is it a Garfield thing or something else?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's because his litter box is smelly. But then the owner gets Tidy Cat (or whatever the hell it's for) and everything is fuckin' A.

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Poop.

That explains why the damn thing looked a little familiar.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"What Michelle McManus would look like if she was a cat."

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Poo perhaps?

Wiskers Marlon Brando impression

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Get Your War On

"I knew I could find a mouse who was into this sort of thing..."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Mr. Mew Mew seconds after being punched in the balls by the canary.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Mister Fuzzikins milliseconds after being told the Cat Chow he was eating is really made from ground-up lawyers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.