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thisstinks17 Member - Tobor Fan Club
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---"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"
AtheistDiary Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.
And he's butt fucking your teen age daughters!
---"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)
Zaster Wait for it...
That's not Superman. That's his arch-nemesis, Lech Luthor.
---I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.
bunnerabb Some bloke.
"Whah, shore, ahm superman, honey. Yew wanna meet me in that phone booth ovah theyah?"
"Grandpa, could you come sober to at least ONE family reunion?"
---I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.
Spankling Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!
Okay so I can't fly with you. Either you have Kriptonite in that purse or your ass is bigger than it looks.
Personal note: I'd do her.
---"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
kaufman Director of Cats
Man of steel, woman of rohypnol.
---ken.kaufman@gmail.com
NooniePuuBunny Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space
Boy, superman really let himself go...and he didnt age well either.
---I will rate you hard, and unendingly.
"Not at all! The English culture has never, and will never be polluted by those ruffians across the pond," exclaimed William, Earl of Kent.
UnknownEric and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.
"...and the Invisible Man said, 'I don't know, but my anus sure hurts.' Get it? Haw haw haw..."
---I has a flavor!
Superman's clever wordplay is always appreciated because the pun is the Lois form of humor.
I don't mean to brag, honey, but let's just say I can go "up, up and away".
biped Mr. Wonderful
Fortunately, Superman's indestructible shorts prevented his premature ejaculation from blowing Becky in half at the waist.
---Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
Rabid_Weasle Professional style cramper
Has anyone made a faster than a speeding bullet joke yet?
---Poop.
ivytheplant Obsessive Comic Disorder
You wanna know how fast Superman's sperm is? Five minutes ago, that girl was merely a blob of goo in a hooker's uterus.
Girl: "You prematurely ejaculated faster than a speeding bullet, Superman."
Kr0n1c Product of The California School System
Superman's sperm is so fast that he ejaculated a week before meeting this hooker.
--- Get Your War On
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