Try to come up with a NEW caption for this cartoon!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-- Now see here Bill, how do you expect to amount to anything if all you do is sit in front of that computer all day! You're a disgrace to the Gates family name.

Okay - techno-time warp given the box on his desk.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- I told you if you kept turning your eyeballs sideways, they'd stick like that, didn't I?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

-"Hey son, I lost my arms, can you he- oh, you too eh?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- I know you're moneriting the situation in NY today, but its time for school!

-"I told you son, no porn until after dinner."

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"Yes, yes, son.... I can see where surfing a site that "Inspires your tender loins to bring forth arcing ropes of jism" would be attractive to a 14 year old boy, but Goddamnit, son! Have you ever heard of paper towels?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Ah-ha! Caught you again, at my computer, looking at porn! Well, find you own - this is MINE!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Someone likes arcing ropes of jizm.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I stole that from Bill Hicks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Mmmhmmm, sure.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.