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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There once was a man from New Mass...
Who had solid balls of brass...
In stormy weather
They'd clank together
And sparks would fly out of his ass...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Damn new agers won't stay off my lawn.

He's really hoping that fish-eye effect will make it look bigger.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It was then that he came to the horrid realization that he really should have used protection.

(I'm rusty, okay?)

"No, I still look like an aging hippie with man boobs. Damn, this 'magic mirror' sucks!"

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I has a flavor!

Maybe RealDoll's new line of garden gnomes wasn't such a good idea after all.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Following the success of his DB7 clothing range, Beckham was determined to succeed in his new Goldenballs football range.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

He knew something was really wrong when the hernia looked larger than usual.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Bob could blow the biggest pee-pee bubbles ever.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"And you'll stay there until I get a number one!", said Posh.

David knew he's be there for a long, long time.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"You hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and I'll come running up and kick it."

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What others say about boorite!

"Testicular cancer is not funny."

"Yes it is, watch Fight Club."

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"Nihilism makes me smile."