THE TRUTH IS, I'VE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY SLAUGHTERING HUMANS AND MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO MAKE COMICS ON THIS SOULLESS, MORTAL-RUN WEBSITE. BUT LIKE MOST ROBOTS, I HAVE A BIT OF HUMOR IN MY COLD METAL HEART. HERE YOU ARE, AND I EXPECT TO MAKE MORE COMICS SOON.

[Click to view comic: 'LASER CORRECTIVE BRAIN SURGERY']

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Have some water. *glub glub*