Sheila often watched the cat clean itself and wondered if she could manage it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Brandi had a hard time doing Da'Butt.

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I has a flavor!

"Hello me, it's me again..." - Megadeth

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hey, I thought that person never left the bedroom...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[quote]"Hello me, it's me again..." - Megadeth
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Brilliant!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Helen's proctology bills were sky-high until she finally learned how to examine herself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Transformer porn

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Who needs him!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*Sniff Sniff*

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Poo perhaps?

I'll be there in a minute!! I'm trying to find my keys!

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When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

So many pixels, so little lube.

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When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

By the time Jane remembered she had diarrhea, it was too late.

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Get Your War On

"Wow! He's right! It does turn into a cute little heart shape when I'm horny!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

-She pissed me off one too many times so I made good on my threat to feed her taco bell then weld her lips to her anus.

-Lauraboros

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I am laughing through my bowel-shaking groan.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.