On a lark, I did a google image search on the words "people need my butt", and this is the first picture that came up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Captain, wake up. The harem is growing lonely."

"Captain, we need to talk... about you and I..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Now that I've stunned him with the Vulcan Sleeper Hold, I can take advantage of him. Ohhh, Jim, I'm about to come where no man has came before...

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I has a flavor!

Spock comforts Kirk after his Federation Idol audition.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Hold still, Captain, while I apply the Vulcan Toupee-Adjust Grip."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Dr. McCoy, regarding that He's dead, Jim line you seem to give every week, why don't you try it in the second person?"

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"I told you you would pay too much for that fare. You should have gone to Travelocity."

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When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

"I thought I told you to check my prostate."
"I thought I was."

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Poop.

I search for the same thing, and lo and behold:

a grainy image of dancing transvestites!

Who may or may not have had supporting roles in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Poop.

"I'm sorry to wake you, sir, but they need your butt again..."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"You're right, Captain. You do feel funny."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.