KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yarrr. Avast, mateys, hand over your civil rights or be forced to walk the plank.

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I has a flavor!

"Pearldrops...mmmmm it's a great feeling!"

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When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

I'll swap ye poop-deck!!! AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!

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Get Your War On

Arrrr! Now he's a gay pirate! His daughter would be proud.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought... his face is uneven, what if I made both sides equal.

AAAiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

WTF!?!?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

He is either fissioning into two beings or imploding.

Hmm... do we get to vote?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]He is either fissioning into two beings or imploding.

Hmm... do we get to vote?
[/quote]

Yes, but the votes will be counted electronically by a company in the VP's hip pocket. There will be no paper trail.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Can I masturbate?

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Get Your War On

Please.

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Get Your War On

Can you or may you?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

May I... if I can that is.

Those faces on your sig are creepy.

Can I masturbate to em?

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Get Your War On

Get in line.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, I just noticed that you have a new creepy noseless pornstar in your sig Spanks. I must say, the first one was cute, the new one is decidedly freaky looking.

"Oh shit, Cheney's stuck in 'manrape' position again. Someone restart him."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wishlist:

Cross Cheney (with his dicky ticker) with Rumsfeld - a politician who will tell you to fuck off, then die.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Cheney demonstrates the skill he acquired in Smiling Lessons.

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What others say about boorite!

"Looks like someone peed in Cheney's coffee cup again..."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm a shitty Elvis impersonator. But I've got a hunka-hunka-burnin' viagra.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."