*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public.

This is a new series that will explore those taboos. And put them into the public setting for all to see.

Enjoy. And feel free to create your own.

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 1: BM']

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 2: Feminine Discussion']

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 3: Dental Hygiene']

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 4: Sinus Control']

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 5: Feminine Discussion 2']

Good idea! Here's my attempt:

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 6: A Sticky Situation']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 7: Colon-al Klunk']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When I was 4 I went 13 days without going to the toilet, #1 or #2. As far as I know that's a world record.

I just thought I'd throw that in ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I don't have a comic...yet. However, I do have a short tale to relate.

When I was in high school, I used to stay overnight at my best friend's house a lot. For some reason, his parents always used dinnertime as a forum to discuss their bowel movements.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

On the subject of barf... you ever run out of liquid? Way after the chunks are gone? I swear I heard wind whistle up my ass I was retching so hard and there was nothing left to give inside.

Good times.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I believe you're referring to a condition commonly known as the "dry heaves." The last time I had food poisoning I threw up everything I had to throw up and then some. Finally I was just wracked with massive convulsive heaving spasms coupled with loud, involuntary shrieks of dismay that ripped their way through my esophagus like burning hot, razor-sharp claws and devastated my vocal cords.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote]When I was 4 I went 13 days without going to the toilet, #1 or #2. As far as I know that's a world record.

I just thought I'd throw that in ^_^[/quote]

ONE TIME I DIDN'T TAKE A SHIT FOR THREE MONTHS!

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 8: Warm Weather']

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 9: More Warm Weather']

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 10: Bye, Gene']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 11: Zitzapoppin'']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx