This is probably old, and the link should go in Tattoo Barbie, but I hardly ever check in there. So, go watch the two-minute flash adventures of KikkoMan!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I like soy sauce.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So much homoerotic imagery, I wouldn't know where to start.

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I has a flavor!

Even though he was in bed with a girl, I don't believe he or any of his buddies are straight. Or the villains.

That was awesome, and it made me want some tempura very badly.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I feel very dirty now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is the stuff of nightmares.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Here's a summation of the adventures of KIKKOMAN:

Kikkoman fights other condiments and shows his superiority. His foes are Vinegar (with the jar-head), Sugar (the cube-head--yes, it's a sugar cube), Ketchup (as illustrated by the poorly-spelled "Hients" label), and another one I can't figure out.

Kikkoman advises the cat to choose Kikkoman Soy Sauce over Worchestershire Sauce. The cat chooses poorly and hangs itself in shame.

Kikkoman battles a female and ends up bedding her. And throughout, Kikkoman dances as only Kikkoman can!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Sadly, that doesn't help. It's still as wrong as only Kikkoman is.

I am so glad I saw this. LIKE A YEAR AGO.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE