What good is it doing us being sad?
Let's start posting some new comics, please.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Since I'm at home with a lame connection and box, I offer this script and a request to use your imagination:

Panel One
=========
Venus: Tennis anyone?

Serena: Sure.

Panel Two
==========
(Venus destroys Serena)

Panel Three
===========
Venus: Mom likes me better.

Serena: I hear Michael Jordan is coming back.

---
What others say about boorite!

This, sadly, is the best I could do.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

Hahahaha, yeah, Venus and Serena are easy targets ;)
That last comic was quirky :)

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Tennis, Anyone?']

I don't get it.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damnit. Gabe beat me to it.

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My strips have been covering the Tory Party leadership election for about three months now, and it was all due to come to a head today. But now it's been postponed as a mark of respect.

As another mark of respect, my strip is crap.

[Click to view comic: 'The valley of the shadow of death']

Seriously, let's keep this topic rollin'.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

what a capital idea! i'm back at it:

[Click to view comic: 'Back to Normal.']

btw, what's up with the cup? i'm in soooo much suspense!

---
- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Hmm... I don't know if Spankling has admitted to being into suspension or not...