email:ghostplease@yahoo.com
Phone(If you do not live in north carolina dial 1 before dialing number) (919) 778-9379

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my name is mc! chris that is!

I don't know if this is worth the long distance call.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think it is.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It is not long distance. That is the toll free number to my website headquarters.

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my name is mc! chris that is!

What the hell is going on?

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Poop.

I thought the ads were supposed to stay at the top of the page?

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Dad was flammable

Oh thank the gods. Finally, a way to get in touch with Wavmanuk.
Oh happy, happy day. (removes gun from ear)

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You had a gun in your ear? I'll bet that's even worse than those big lumps of ear wax.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought 800s were free and 900s were expensive phone sex operators and psychic hotlines.

And my super secret $10 a minute advice hotline. Usually I just tell people to go fuck themselves over and over again for ten minutes at a time.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]email:ghostplease@yahoo.com
Phone(If you do not live in north carolina dial 1 before dialing number) (919) 778-9379[/quote]

Go fuck yourself.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I called him.

It was the best phone sex I ever had.

boinky, you called ME.

And it wasn't as good as I was lead to believe.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What numbers do I add if I'm calling from Belgium?

Besides if you want to contact me call +32 0800-CUNT

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...